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If you’re gonna learn something from Game of Thrones

akhalinmochroi:

It should be that you should just generally not fuck with old people

really just don’t fuck with old people

in all senses of the word

unless you’re igniting a bag of shit on their front porch, if Billy Madison taught me anything as a child

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"some people like meat. some people like vegetables. some people like both. bisexuals like penises and vaginas."

me, explaining bisexuality to my mother.  (via regalswag)

So when are you going to break down futa for her?

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blooddanyl:

ittybittyvibby:

padridis:

ittybittyvibby:

padridis:

regalswag:

ittybittyvibby:

padridis:

curlsandclockwork:

padridis:

kelzack:

rumze:

padridis:

Selfie muhfuckin saturday.

You need to watch Americas next top model - learn some new poses - the head tilt is nice and all but you need to shake it up if you want to make it in this business of fierce.
TYRA WISDOM

Like every white girl taking a selfie. All he got is a head tilt

that is all i got man
my mirror game needs work

dude I’m jealous I need a jacket like that, I love those

yeah, it’s pretty nice. I almost put some more letters on it, since I’ve played varsity every year of HS, but I thought that may have been too gaudy.

You get bars for each additional year of varsity, nerd. Unless you lettered in multiple sports, academics, or other activities.

You have exactly one year left to wear that jacket

 @ vibben
i played football and wrestled for one year in one school, then played football for a second year in another school while wrestling for three years in that school. i have four letters.
@ vesp
yeah it’s a weird thing. hey, I didn’t buy it with my money.

So they keep giving you letters? I got one letter for each sport, and a bar for each additional year of varsity I played. idfk how they expect you to fit four letters on that thing, rofl. I didn’t put my academic or arts letters on because there was no space.

no, I got a letter each first year. didn’t get any bars though.

Any stars?

nice jacket
don’t wear it once you’re out of high school

blooddanyl:

ittybittyvibby:

padridis:

ittybittyvibby:

padridis:

regalswag:

ittybittyvibby:

padridis:

curlsandclockwork:

padridis:

kelzack:

rumze:

padridis:

Selfie muhfuckin saturday.

You need to watch Americas next top model - learn some new poses - the head tilt is nice and all but you need to shake it up if you want to make it in this business of fierce.

TYRA WISDOM

Like every white girl taking a selfie. All he got is a head tilt

that is all i got man

my mirror game needs work

dude I’m jealous I need a jacket like that, I love those

yeah, it’s pretty nice. I almost put some more letters on it, since I’ve played varsity every year of HS, but I thought that may have been too gaudy.

You get bars for each additional year of varsity, nerd. Unless you lettered in multiple sports, academics, or other activities.

You have exactly one year left to wear that jacket

 @ vibben

i played football and wrestled for one year in one school, then played football for a second year in another school while wrestling for three years in that school. i have four letters.

@ vesp

yeah it’s a weird thing. hey, I didn’t buy it with my money.

So they keep giving you letters? I got one letter for each sport, and a bar for each additional year of varsity I played. idfk how they expect you to fit four letters on that thing, rofl. I didn’t put my academic or arts letters on because there was no space.

no, I got a letter each first year. didn’t get any bars though.

Any stars?

nice jacket

don’t wear it once you’re out of high school

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baenling:

regalswag:

baenling:

eeveestho:

Still in disbelief that my sister doesn’t like cheesy bread

Like

Who are you

Are you related to me

It’s mega greasy and the baked cheese tastes like ass literally 100% of the time

But rude
Rude

Last time I call you asking if you want to come over to finish my 7 pieces of sushi for me I sware 2 gob

You hate pizza what

Nononono. They look like this, kinda, and come in bun, bagel, bread stick, etc
Super fucking gross

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Is that a prolapsed asshole

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those Reebok Shaqnosis were the most ridiculous sneakers ever

those Reebok Shaqnosis were the most ridiculous sneakers ever

(Source: permahoops.org, via the-sixth-man)

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essentialcoles:

One friendship ruined

idk Toad kind of had it coming. if you let yourself get hit by the green shell you deserve it.

(Source: rikureplica, via baenling)

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curlsandclockwork:

irongrev:

curlsandclockwork:

sometimes when people say shit to me I think they don’t get how insensitive or dumb it is.

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just remind her that her man will probably stop fucking her after marriage

Dude I am a bitch in my head, I wanted to be like “hey yeah have fun sexing your fatass shack up boyfriend that you complain about 24/7 to every girl that’ll listen”

I’m awful

Naah. Sometimes you just have to put people in time out when they get out of pocket.

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hellocatemonster:

feeling crabby all of a sudden. bleh.

they have medical shampoos for that

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curlsandclockwork:

sometimes when people say shit to me I think they don’t get how insensitive or dumb it is.

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just remind her that her man will probably stop fucking her after marriage

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regalswag:

dennys:

Denny’s Dap #2: The Slapjack
This is completely normal.

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Nearest Denny’s is about 40 minutes, but I’m tempted to make the drive right now.

regalswag:

dennys:

Denny’s Dap #2: The Slapjack

This is completely normal.

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Nearest Denny’s is about 40 minutes, but I’m tempted to make the drive right now.